Don't Visit New York

Why?

-Well, for starts? We have a highly contageous disease with your name on it! It's not only airborne, but transmitted through fluids like blood, spit, and, uh, what happens when two people love each other very, very much. semen.
-Did I mention the disease will turn you into a cannabalistic vampire lunatic?
-Not only do we ( Read more... )

We need jobs now? Okay. Well. In my old world I was a Peep vampire hunter... but the vampires here could kick my ass.

Shit.

Does anyone want a diseased apprentice?

And- Lace? We're having someone over the Casa De La Ecchinocus Cannibilus soon, okay?

[ooc He's kidding, but will take you up on the offer... If he can get over the agoraphobia >>;]